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17000dollarballpit:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?




daniemore:

shaun-coco:

honeybooboolovescheetos5ever:

stunningpicture:

Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.

That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat

This is amazing.

YOU GO MOMMA CAT! This is the best post I’ve seen all day!



oupacademic:

Three OUP Employees Pay Homage to International Coffee Day (Everyday)

The Fresh Pots Society (FPS) was born when three OUP publicists—Jonathan Kroberger, Owen Keiter, and Sam Blum—realized they had a shared fascination with coffee, caffeine intake, and general snobbery. Each afternoon, Jonathan, Owen, and Sam convene over a delicious French-pressed pot of their finest grounds and catch an afternoon jolt of much needed caffeine and conversation. The process of preparing such coffee can be quite laborious, however. To get a better idea of how we make our brew, see the series of gifs above.

Adieu,

The Fresh Pots Society

Bold What’s True

One of my parents is laid off. 
I can’t stand when people tell me to “describe my pain”, I can’t. It fucking hurts, that’s it. 
Every girl best friend I’ve ever had leaves me for their boyfriend. 
There’s a song that makes me smile every time I hear it. 
I replay songs until I get completely sick of them. 
I’ve been awfully depressed lately. 
I wonder what kind of first impression I give. 
I don’t dot my I’s. 
I’ve never had a problem swallowing pills. 
My handwriting isn’t legible at times. 
I use Google everyday, it’s so handy. 
I can’t use the Internet on my phone. 
I don’t like when people get close to my face when they’re talking to me. 
Someone keeps constantly letting me down. 
I’ve had a nightmare recently. 
I Facebook creep on everyone. 
I think I ‘like’ too many people’s statuses on Facebook. 
I hate pumping gas. 
I feel like I’m going nowhere in life. 
If I don’t look absolutely perfect, I won’t leave the house. 
I hate when pills have a yucky after taste. 
I’m allergic to cats. 
I haven’t really been myself lately, at all. 
I cry really really easily. 
I’ve met someone who looks like me. 
I’ve never been a huge fan of PDA. 
I don’t like to kiss and tell. 
I have friends who consider me “one of the guys”. 
I wish I had $$$. 
I’ve applied to a lot of jobs recently. 
I HATE getting lost while driving. 
I’d rather be the passenger in the car than the driver. 
I don’t understand why girls WANT to get pregnant so young. 
I wont be a teenager on my next birthday. 
I should be sleeping right now. 
I plan on buying the Jersey Shore when it comes out on DVD.




  • waking up: haha fuck

nevver:

Being John Malkovich, Sandro Miller



fittybittybody:

Seen on running route :)

fandomwasteland:

timeywimeyslytherin:

no but imagine

Harry Potter as a tv show

sort of like Game of Thrones

where each season is a book

and each episode is a chapter

everything could be fleshed out

we would have everyone’s back story

and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material

No but i want this so bad its not a joke




-little-owl-:

If this isn’t an entrance to a fairy world then I don’t know what is…

Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, Scotland, April 2014


tulipnight:

Ferriters cove portrait by Alan Cronin Beara…

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage = Coke

2. last phone call = My sister

3. last text message = Well really my last text was from twitter telling me I had a new follower. The one before that was ” heya sorry, just realised the time, gotta go to bed now i’m afraid, speak laters though,night xxxxx

4. last song you listened to = Ghost- Ella Henderson

5. last time you cried = Can’t remember

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice = Nope.

7. been cheated on = Probz.

8. kissed someone & regretted it = Kind of.

9. lost someone special = Yep.

10. been depressed = Yeah

11. been drunk and threw up = Yup, but I don’t remember it.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

Purple, Blue, and white.

IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend =  Yeah

16. Fallen out of love = Kind of.

17. Laughed until you cried = Yeah

18. Met someone who changed you = Oh yes.

19. Found out who your true friends are = Sort of.

20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yeah

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = Yeah

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Like all of them except like 5 maybe.

24. Do you have any pets = Well there not my pets, they’re family ones. But we have 2 dogs.

25. Do you want to change your name = No, but I’d have named myself something more original if i’d have had the choice.

26. What did you do for your last birthday = Went out for a meal,got spoilt :)

27. What time did you wake up today = I woke up at half 2 this morning.

28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Sleeping.

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Later on today

30. Last time you saw your Mother = like 2 hours ago.

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = There’s too many to name.

32. What are you listening to right now = 90210

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yeah my ex’s brother was named tom.

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = Just stuff that shouldn’t be.

35. Most visited webpage = Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube,hotmail,ask.fm.

36. Blood type = Can’t remember.

37. Nickname(s) = purple godess,laura loo,laurie,laur.
38. Relationship Status = Single. 

39. Zodiac sign = Libra

45. Hair color = Black atm.

46. Long or short = Medium.

47. Height = 5’3” 

48. Do you have a crush on someone? = Hmmm ish.

49. What do you like about yourself? = My ass

50. Tattoos = one on my foot,one on my finger.

51. Righty or lefty = righty.

52. First surgery = Key hole on my hip in 2012.

53. First piercing = Ears, when I turned 3.

54. First best friend = hazel.

55. First sport you joined = Swimming.

56. First vacation = spain.

58. First pair of trainers = The fuck? 

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating = Nothing. 

60. Drinking = coke. 

61. I’m about to = Go downstaris and make food.

62. Listening to = 90210

63. Waiting for = 90210 to finish

64. Want kids? = When I’m emotionally, mentally, physically, and financially ready for them. 

65. Get Married? = Not right now, in 4 years time maybe. 

66. Career? = Something to do with horses.

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes = Eyes. 

68. Hugs or kisses = Both

69. Shorter or taller = Taller.

70. Older or Younger = Older. 

71. Romantic or spontaneous = both. 

72. Nice stomach or nice arms = both.

73. Sensitive or loud = both.

74. Hook-up or relationship = In between atm.

75. Trouble maker or hesitant = both.

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger = yeah

77. Drank hard liquor = yeah

78. Lost glasses/contacts = nope

79. Sex on first date = No. 

80. Broke someone’s heart = probz.

81. Had your own heart broken = Yep. 

82. Been arrested = nope

83. Turned someone down = Yes. 

84. Cried when someone died = yeah

85. Fallen for a friend = ish 

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself = Nope. 

87. Miracles = ish 

88. Love at first sight = No. 

89. Heaven = kind of 

90. Santa Claus = haha no

91. Kiss on the first date = Maybe. Depends on the person and how the date went. 

92. Angels = ish






sandradeeart:

Luscious lips you’ve got there, Ansel [x]



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