Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?
Mother cat walks through flames 5 times to save kittens from building fire in Brooklyn, NY.
That’s a FUCKING mother right there. Best mother of the year award goes to a god damn cat. I wish my mom was a cat
This is amazing.
YOU GO MOMMA CAT! This is the best post I’ve seen all day!
Three OUP Employees Pay Homage to International Coffee Day (Everyday)
The Fresh Pots Society (FPS) was born when three OUP publicists—Jonathan Kroberger, Owen Keiter, and Sam Blum—realized they had a shared fascination with coffee, caffeine intake, and general snobbery. Each afternoon, Jonathan, Owen, and Sam convene over a delicious French-pressed pot of their finest grounds and catch an afternoon jolt of much needed caffeine and conversation. The process of preparing such coffee can be quite laborious, however. To get a better idea of how we make our brew, see the series of gifs above.
The Fresh Pots Society
Bold What’s True
One of my parents is laid off.
I can’t stand when people tell me to “describe my pain”, I can’t. It fucking hurts, that’s it.
Every girl best friend I’ve ever had leaves me for their boyfriend.
There’s a song that makes me smile every time I hear it.
I replay songs until I get completely sick of them.
I’ve been awfully depressed lately.
I wonder what kind of first impression I give.
I don’t dot my I’s.
I’ve never had a problem swallowing pills.
My handwriting isn’t legible at times.
I use Google everyday, it’s so handy.
I can’t use the Internet on my phone.
I don’t like when people get close to my face when they’re talking to me.
Someone keeps constantly letting me down.
I’ve had a nightmare recently.
I Facebook creep on everyone.
I think I ‘like’ too many people’s statuses on Facebook.
I hate pumping gas.
I feel like I’m going nowhere in life.
If I don’t look absolutely perfect, I won’t leave the house.
I hate when pills have a yucky after taste.
I’m allergic to cats.
I haven’t really been myself lately, at all.
I cry really really easily.
I’ve met someone who looks like me.
I’ve never been a huge fan of PDA.
I don’t like to kiss and tell.
I have friends who consider me “one of the guys”.
I wish I had $$$.
I’ve applied to a lot of jobs recently.
I HATE getting lost while driving.
I’d rather be the passenger in the car than the driver.
I don’t understand why girls WANT to get pregnant so young.
I wont be a teenager on my next birthday.
I should be sleeping right now.
I plan on buying the Jersey Shore when it comes out on DVD.
Being John Malkovich, Sandro Miller
Seen on running route :)
no but imagine
Harry Potter as a tv show
sort of like Game of Thrones
where each season is a book
and each episode is a chapter
everything could be fleshed out
we would have everyone’s back story
and we would have HUNDREDS of hours of Harry Potter material
No but i want this so bad its not a joke
If this isn’t an entrance to a fairy world then I don’t know what is…
Fairy Glen, Isle of Skye, Scotland, April 2014
Ferriters cove portrait by Alan Cronin Beara…
WHAT WAS YOUR:
1. last beverage = Coke
2. last phone call = My sister
3. last text message = Well really my last text was from twitter telling me I had a new follower. The one before that was ” heya sorry, just realised the time, gotta go to bed now i’m afraid, speak laters though,night xxxxx
4. last song you listened to = Ghost- Ella Henderson
5. last time you cried = Can’t remember
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. dated someone twice = Nope.
7. been cheated on = Probz.
8. kissed someone & regretted it = Kind of.
9. lost someone special = Yep.
10. been depressed = Yeah
11. been drunk and threw up = Yup, but I don’t remember it.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
Purple, Blue, and white.
IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend = Yeah
16. Fallen out of love = Kind of.
17. Laughed until you cried = Yeah
18. Met someone who changed you = Oh yes.
19. Found out who your true friends are = Sort of.
20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yeah
21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list = Yeah
22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life = Like all of them except like 5 maybe.
24. Do you have any pets = Well there not my pets, they’re family ones. But we have 2 dogs.
25. Do you want to change your name = No, but I’d have named myself something more original if i’d have had the choice.
26. What did you do for your last birthday = Went out for a meal,got spoilt :)
27. What time did you wake up today = I woke up at half 2 this morning.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night = Sleeping.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for = Later on today
30. Last time you saw your Mother = like 2 hours ago.
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? = There’s too many to name.
32. What are you listening to right now = 90210
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? = Yeah my ex’s brother was named tom.
34. What’s getting on your nerves right now = Just stuff that shouldn’t be.
35. Most visited webpage = Facebook, Tumblr, Youtube,hotmail,ask.fm.
36. Blood type = Can’t remember.
37. Nickname(s) = purple godess,laura loo,laurie,laur.
38. Relationship Status = Single.
39. Zodiac sign = Libra
45. Hair color = Black atm.
46. Long or short = Medium.
47. Height = 5’3”
48. Do you have a crush on someone? = Hmmm ish.
49. What do you like about yourself? = My ass
50. Tattoos = one on my foot,one on my finger.
51. Righty or lefty = righty.
52. First surgery = Key hole on my hip in 2012.
53. First piercing = Ears, when I turned 3.
54. First best friend = hazel.
55. First sport you joined = Swimming.
56. First vacation = spain.
58. First pair of trainers = The fuck?
59. Eating = Nothing.
60. Drinking = coke.
61. I’m about to = Go downstaris and make food.
62. Listening to = 90210
63. Waiting for = 90210 to finish
64. Want kids? = When I’m emotionally, mentally, physically, and financially ready for them.
65. Get Married? = Not right now, in 4 years time maybe.
66. Career? = Something to do with horses.
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes = Eyes.
68. Hugs or kisses = Both
69. Shorter or taller = Taller.
70. Older or Younger = Older.
71. Romantic or spontaneous = both.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms = both.
73. Sensitive or loud = both.
74. Hook-up or relationship = In between atm.
75. Trouble maker or hesitant = both.
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger = yeah
77. Drank hard liquor = yeah
78. Lost glasses/contacts = nope
79. Sex on first date = No.
80. Broke someone’s heart = probz.
81. Had your own heart broken = Yep.
82. Been arrested = nope
83. Turned someone down = Yes.
84. Cried when someone died = yeah
85. Fallen for a friend = ish
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself = Nope.
87. Miracles = ish
88. Love at first sight = No.
89. Heaven = kind of
90. Santa Claus = haha no
91. Kiss on the first date = Maybe. Depends on the person and how the date went.
92. Angels = ish
Luscious lips you’ve got there, Ansel [x]